Pregame checklist

When I first started collecting balls in the early 1990s, the only thing I brought to games was my glove. It never occurred to me to bring hats of the visiting teams or carry their rosters. I hadn't yet invented the glove trick, so I didn't need string or rubber bands. I didn't go for autographs. I didn't take pictures. I didn't even bring a backpack. I usually caught one or two balls, and I'd stuff 'em in my pockets.
Now, I have so many strategies and gadgets and other random things to gather and do before leaving for games that I need a list to remember them all. Here it is, along with additional info on some of the items...

3. I bring two in case I lose one.

4. The string is already tied to my glove, but it doesn't hurt to have extra.

6. I need pens for two reasons: labeling the balls and writing in my journal.

8. I once went a whole season using only quarters to pay for my Mets tickets. When the ladies in the ticket office finally complained, I threatened them with dimes.

10. Something I started in 1995. On game days, I write on the subway and during the down time after batting practice. I'm currently on Volume 112.

11. Digital. Very cheap. I never wear it. It stays in my pocket.

13. I bring my book in case stadium security REALLY gives me a hard time. Then I can pull it out and yell, "Don't you know who I am?!" I've only had to do this twice. It only worked once.

14. Gotta look young.

15. Protein bar. Bottle of water. Sometimes fruit and/or a sandwich. I refuse to support frivolous free-agent acquisitions by spending $4.75 for a crappy Aramark hot dog that'll leave me even hungrier than I was before I ate it.

16. Before I head out, I always take a look at the fridge to make sure I have the right number in my head.

17. The camera didn't become an everyday item until I started this blog way back on April 21st.