Chris Berman's nicknames

There are lots of lists of Chris Berman's nicknames floating around online (there's even a trapped on my hard drive way too long. I compiled it over the years just by scribbling down new nicknames whenever I heard Berman say them on TV. I'm probably missing a bunch, but you'll probably find some that you've never heard. Anyway, here it is:

Jim "Hey" Abbott
Mark "Green" Acre
Rick "See You Later" Aguilera
Mike "Enough" Aldrete
Luis Alicea "In Wonderland"
Roberto "Remember The" Alomar
Sandy "Remember The Other" Alomar
Rich "Protect Your Car With" Amaral
Brady "Bunch" Anderson
Garret "Morris" Anderson
"Salary" Cap Anson
Eric "Little" Anthony
Rene "La Cuc" Arocha
Rich "Party" Aude
Carlos "One If By Land, Two If By Sea, Three If" Baerga
Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell
Harold "Growing" Baines
Jeff Ballard "Of A Thin Man"
Willie "Money In The" Banks
Rod "Wonder" Barajas
Bret Barberie "Coast"
Bret "Put Another Shrimp On The" Barberie
Kevin "Small Mouth" Bass
Jason Bates "Motel"
Matt "It Was A Day At The" Beech
Stan Belinda "Carlisle"
George "Taco" Bell
Albert "For Whom The" Belle "Tolls"
Marvin "Saint" Benard
Andy "The Merchant Of" Benes
Mike "Private" Benjamin
Todd "Mercedes" Benzinger
Jason "Raspberry" Bere
Dante "'s Inferno" Bichette
Craig "Matinee At The" Biggio
Bud "Paint It" Black
Lance "You Sunk My" Blankenship
Jeff "See-Through" Blauser
Bert "Be Home" Blyleven
Joe "Leave It To" Boever
Tim "Humphrey" Bogar
Wade "Cranberry" Boggs
Barry "U.S." Bonds
Ricky "Signing" Bones
Pat "North Of The" Borders
Mike "Room And" Bordick
Daryl "Please Come To" Boston
Rafael Bournigal "Build A Sailor"
Marshall "Wrap Around" Boze
Darren "No" Bragg "Just Fact"
Yhency "Push-up" Brazoban
Greg "Life Of" Briley
Bernardo Brito "Supreme"
Hubie "Babbling" Brooks
Scott "Supercalifragilisticexpiali" Brosius
Scott "Eye" Brow
Jay "Ferris" Buhner
Jim "Cock And" Bullinger
Dave Burba "Shave"
John "Charcoal" Burkett
Pat "The Flying" Burrell
Greg "Life Is A" Cadaret
Ivon "Bubbling" Calderon
Ken "Helmet" Caminiti
Shawn "Boot" Camp
Tom "Cotton" Candiotti
Hector Carrasco "Sauce"
Chuck "Baby You Can Drive My" Carr
Mark Carreon "My Wayward Son"
Joe "Sergeant" Carter
"Golden" Archi Cianfrocco
"Raiders Of The Lost" Archi Cianfrocco
Alex "Absolut" Cintron
Dave Clark "Five"
Mark Clark "Bar"
Royce "Aroni" Clayton
Brad "Red" Clontz
David "Sili" Cone
Jeff Conine "The Barbarian"
Steve "Short Order" Cooke
Scott "Little Deuce" Cooper
Joey "Alba" Cora
Pat "Okay" Corrales
Doug "Cripple" Creek
Chuck Crim "De La Creme"
"What A Long, Strange" Tripp Cromer
Julio "Won't You Let Me Take You On A Sea" Cruz
Omar "Barbie" Daal
Kal "Jack" Daniels
Ron "Oh My" Darling
Danny "Theory" Darwin
Darren "Dutch" Daulton
"Riders On The" Storm Davis
Carlos "In" Delgado "Da-vida"
Carlos Delgado "Mighty"
Carlos "The Farmer In The" Delgado
Jim "Two Silhouettes On" Deshaies
Delino "De Coconut" Deshields
Orestes "Emotionally" Destrade
Alex "Buenos" Diaz
Mario "Buenos" Diaz
Gary "Little Old Lady From" DiSarcina
Chris "The" Donnels
Octavio "Shh" Dotel
Rob "AC" Ducey
Ray "Bull" Durham
Jim "Washer And" Dwyer
Jermaine "Live And Let" Dye
Damion "It Don't Come" Easley
Tom "East Of" Edens
Jim "Mister" Edmonds
Joey "Bette Davis" Eischen
Cal "Respect Your" Eldred
Angelo "Re" Encarnacion
Mike "Gentleman" Farmer
Steve "Bridge Too" Farr
Mike "Left" Felder
Felix "The Cat" Fermin
Mike "Four" Fetters
Chuck "Huckleberry" Finley
Steve "Dorsel" Finley
Brook "Tumbling" Fordyce
Kevin Foster "Lager"
Eric "Twentieth Century" Fox
Julio "Generalissimo" Franco
John "Chicken" Frascatore
"Smokin'" Lou Frazier
Marvin "Philadelphia" Freeman
Todd "Which Hand Does He" Frohwirth
Greg Gagne "With A Spoon"
Andres "The Giant" Galarraga
Mike "Leggo" Gallego
Ron "Extrava" Gant
Nomar "Mister Nice Guy" Garciaparra
Brent "Rusty" Gates
Brent "Pearly" Gates
Chris "Boy" George
Jason Giambi "Jack Flash"
Bernard "Innocent Until Proven" Gilkey
Dan "Man From" Gladden
Troy "Duck Under" Glaus
Greg "Lesley" Gohr
Chris Gomez "Addams"
Juan "Going, Going" Gonzalez
Luis "Speedy" Gonzalez
Dwight "Johnny Be" Gooden
Jim Gott "The Call"
Mark "Amazing" Grace
Joe "Flannel" Grahe
Ted "Flannel" Gray
Bobby "Seven-Year" Grich
Ben "Good" Grieve
Jose "Mother" Guzman
Juan "Canadian" Guzman
Chris "The Mighty" Gwynn
Tony Gwynn "One For The Gipper"
John Habyan "Corpus"
Mel "Carnegie" Hall
Brad "Admiral" Halsey
Bob "Green Eggs And" Hamelin
Darryl Hamilton "The Fort"
Chris Hammond "Cheese"
Chris "Mister" Haney
Erik "Look, Mom, No" Hanson
Pete Harnisch "Racing"
Charley "Isaac" Hayes
Neal "Body" Heaton
Todd "Highway To" Helton
Gil "Family" Heredia
Glenallen "Gergich" Hill
Chris "Bubbles Bubbles" Hoiles "And Troubles"
Chris Hook "The Captain"
Jay "Thurston B." Howell
Mike "Mother" Hubbard
David "The Incredible" Hulse
Todd "That Dog Go" Hundley
Brian "Deer" Hunter
Jason Jacome "Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends"
Chris "Bartles And" James
Dion "Belmont" James
Mike "The Car Please" James
Doug "Abraham, Martin And" Johns
"Major" Lance Johnson
Doug "Along Came" Jones
Felix "Do You Know The Way To San" Jose
Wally "Absorbine" Joyner
Jeff "Hey" Juden
Dave "Chief" Justice
Jim "Kitty" Kaat
Scott "Goalpost" Kamieniecki
Ron "Miami" Karkovice
Scott "Good Dog" Karl
Eric Karros "Matic"
Scott "Rock The" Kazmir
Roberto "Machine Gun" Kelly
Jeff "Clark" Kent
Darryl "Gomer" Kile
Eric "Burger" King
Mike "The Man Who Would Be" Kingery
Bob "Yom" Kipper
Ray "I Dub Thee" Knight
Chuck "New Kids On" Knoblauch
"Touchdown" Tommy Kramer
John "I Am Not A" Kruk
Tim "Great" Laker
Dennis "Fluorescemt" Lamp
Tom "Lava" Lampkin
Ryan "I Can't Dunk The Basketball; If Only I Had" Langerhans
Barry "Meadow" Larkin
Mike "Car Fifty-four" LaValliere
Al "Bud" Leiter
Mark "Cigarette" Leiter
Scott "Lay Lady" Leius
Mark "Officer" Lemke
Jim "Frito" Leyritz
John "Fat" Lieber
Jose Lind "Cuisine"
Jim Lindeman "Cheese"
Nelson "King" Liriano
Pat "Pencil Thin" Listach
Mark Loretta "Lynn"
John "Tonight Let It Be" Lowenstein
Kevin "No" Maas
Shane "Connie" Mack
Shane "Fleetwood" Mack
Greg "Appa" Maddux
Mike "Mathe" Maddux
Joe Magrane "Headache"
Pat "Getting Closer To" Mahomes
Jeff "Mickey" Manto
Jeff "Preying" Manto
Kirt "What Was That" Manwaring
Don "Welcome" Mattingly
Brent "Remember The" Mayne
"Big" Ben McDonald
Oddibe "Young Again" McDowell
"Me And" Willie McGee
Fred "Crime Dog" McGriff
Mark "Eve Of Destruction" McGwire
Jose "Flying" Melendez
Bob Melvin "And The Blue Notes"
Orlando "I Am" Merced
Kent "Magic" Mercker
Randy "Don't Kill The" Messenger
Doug "Bat" Mientkiewicz
Matt "Tom" Mieske
Mike "Maxa" Mimbs
Nate "Don" Minchey
Angel "In The Morning" Miranda
Kevin "Sing Along With" Mitchell
Paul Molitor "And The Merrimac"
Guillermo "Quasi" Mota
James "Teenage" Mouton "Ninja Turtles"
Pedro "Blue" Munoz
Eddie "Eat, Drink, And Be" Murray
Mike "Loggins And" Mussina
Randy "Quag" Myers
Tim "Golden" Naehring
Rob "The Flying" Nen
Dave Nilsson "Schmilsson"
Matt "No" Nokes
Hideo "Ain't Gonna Work On Maggie's Farm" Nomo
Hideo Nomo "Mister Nice Guy"
Raphael "Chevy" Novoa
Jon "Get Thee To A" Nunnally
Johnny "Quaker" Oates
Sherman "Sal" Obando
Sherman Obando "On My Knee"
Steve "Vi" Olin
Kevin "Iron" Orie
Al Osuna "O Lata"
Lance "Red House" Painter
Rafael "Emerson, Lake And" Palmeiro
Jonathan "Snap, Crackle" Papelbon
Erik "Mammas And The" Pappas
Craig "Outa" Paquette
Mark "Grand" Parent
Chad "ASAP" Paronto
Bill "Veal" Pecota
Dan "Boon" Peltier
Alejandro "Stomach" Pena
Tony "Challah" Pena
Terry "The Pit And The" Pendleton
Melido "Shuffle" Perez
Robert "Missing" Person
"Who Shot" J. R. Phillips
Mike "Pepperoni" Piazza
Greg "Dill" Pirkl
Jim "Zazu" Pittsley
Phil "The Final" Plantier
Bill "Liquid" Plummer
Eric "Ker" Plunk
Kevin "Roll Out The Barrel" Polcovich
Luis "Ap" Polonia
Jim "Swimming" Poole
Todd "Avenging Annie" Pratt
Tom "Goodnight Sweet" Prince
Kirby "Union Gap" Puckett
Albert "Winnie The" Pujols
Jack "The Mighty" Quinn
Brad "Totally" Radke "Man"
Tim "Purple" Rains
Joe "Healthy" Randa
Pat "Bum" Rapp
Randy "Ever" Ready
Brian Rekar "Named Desire"
Rich "Trailers For Sale Or" Renteria
Kirk "Weekly" Reuter
Arthur "Thunder" Rhodes
Kevin Riemer "Reason"
Jose "Blame It On" Rijo
Ernest "I Can See For" Riles
Kevin "Meet Me At The" Ritz
Ben "Buick" Rivera
Mariano "Buick" Rivera
John "Heavy Metal" Rocker
Cookie "Days Of Wine And" Rojas
Mel "Days Of Wine And" Rojas
Scott "Rock 'N'" Rolen
John "Frozen" Roper
Rich Rowland "The Topless Head And Gunner"
Bruce "Two Minutes For" Ruffin
Vern "Golden" Ruhle
C.C. "Splish Splash I Was Taking" Sabathia
Donnie "Sergeant" Sadler
Olmedo "Do This Don't Do That Can't You Read The" Saenz
A. J. Sager "And Evans"
Tim "Sock Eye" Salmon
Jarrod "Veal" Saltalamacchia
Juan "Play It Again" Samuel
Ryne "Love Letters In The" Sandberg
Benito "Il Duce" Santiago
Steve "Alto" Sax
Mike "Pre" Schooler
Pete "Raise Your Hand If You're" Schourek
Mike "Nova" Scioscia
Kevin "Alka" Seitzer
Aaron "My Lips Are" Sele
Frank "Graduate" Seminara
Scott "Room" Servais
Gary Sheffield "Of Dreams"
Jason "Easter" Shiell
Craig "Brewer And" Shipley
Ruben "High" Sierra
Randall "Rhymin'" Simon
Don "On" Slaught
Heathcliff Slocumb "If You've Got 'Em"
John "Irish Eyes Are" Smiley
Luis Sojo "In The Rain"
Paul "Veal" Sorrento
Sammy "Say It Ain't" Sosa
Mario "Scotch And" Soto
Ed "Ocean" Sprague
Matt Stairs "Way To Heaven"
Mike Stanley "Who Tries To Help You Do Things Right"
Terry "Grapes Of Wrath" Steinbach
Dave "Cat" Stevens
Todd "Robert Louis" Steverson
Kevin "Night" Stocker
Todd "Ari" Stottlemyre
Doug "People Are" Strange
Franklin "Ticket" Stubbs
B. J. "And The Bear" Surhoff
Jeff "Chewing" Tabaka
Kevin "Spinal" Tapani
Tony Tarasco "Sauce"
Eddie "Man In The Bath" Taubensee
Miguel Tejada "They Come, Tejada They Fall"
Amaury Telemaco "Maco Man"
Dave "Post Game" Telgheder
Gene "World Team" Tenace
Bob "Thinking" Tewksbury
Jim Thome "Can You Hear Me?"
"Uncle" Milt Thompson
"King" Soloman Torrez
Steve "Blood On The" Trachsel
Alan "Have Gun Will" Trammell
Ugeth "What You Pay For" Urbina
Ismael "Exxon" Valdez
Sergio "Exxon" Valdez
John "The Man Who Shot Liberty" Valentin
Dave "Death" Valle
John "All In All, It's Just Another Brick In The" Vanderwal
Todd "Snap, Crackle" Van Poppel
Andy "Dick" Van Slyke
Mo "Better Blues" Vaughn
Robin "The Body" Ventura
Robin Ventura "Highway"
Quilvio "Mother" Veres
Bob "Intentional" Walk
Tim "Eli" Wallach
Jerome "Kennel Ration" Walton
Duane "Psycho" Ward
David "Stormy" Weathers
Walt "Three Blind" Weiss
Bob "Ebony Eyes" Welch
Don "Debra" Wengert
Jason "For What It's" Werth
John "Teenage" Wetteland
Bob "Sticky" Wickman
Dan "Hack" Wilson
Mark "Bay City" Wohlers
Todd "We Are The" Worrell
Todd "Good Housekeeping" Zeile